Sin bin

Yesterday a small person came to our house, I don't like small people so I spent all day hiding under the bed, I could have gone out but under the bed felt safe.
As I hadn't been out all day I decided that a late night jaunt would be the thing but Mum had gone to bed so I tried to get her up. She was a bit cross and said I wasn't allowed out late at night and put me in the conservatory.
Mum woke at five this morning, she must have felt sorry for me, so she let me out, no point now it was already daylight.
How was I to know that Mum would go back to bed, so when I started yowling outside her window at seven she said I was a monkey. Now even I know I am a cat!
I then tried killing my sister Holly, she had been her usual Miss Good Cat, slept on the bed all night, never wakes anyone up. That did it really, I am now in a self imposed Sin bin for a couple of hours until they forget all about it.